SIESTA
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THINGS IN WINDOWS
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GONE FISHING
Thirty years ago we caught whiting
I know old man in your prime the great sea bass
Thrashed on your line
Your grandson followed the wavering lamp of your Hercules bicycle
To the shore for the midnight tide
Where we cast, standing in the surf.
Lines baited for those long gone bass,
We’d catch whiting.
It was a sad storey even then,
But not without its moments.
Of secret cigarettes
And hot tea from the thermos
As the glowing hands of your service issue watch
Crept up upon 2 a.m.
But sadder still, casting here alone
Awash in white spume and gravel spin
I catch nothing at all
And have given up smoking.
HOME ALONE
An old seat, low and worn
many bottoms have sat upon it in the sun
a useful apparatus simple
has accommodated these large dimples
from time begun
it seems.
It seems too, wise and wooden
sedate and worldly, secure in one position
no-one could conceive it might want
to occupy another place
no-one ever asked it, this bench
for an opinion.
There is a man who regards it as a home
he too, tends to be alone.
Bench twenty eight
Picnic (191 words)
Tjuvkilshuvud, Monday the 21st of January 2019, 6 a.m. Narrative Pictures
‘Champagne?’
‘Champagne.’
‘For breakfast?’
‘For breakfast.’
She made him push his legs slightly apart and up on this improvised table she spread a small bistro tablecloth. ‘There,’ she said. ‘That should do.’
The champagne glasses sparkled in the spring sunshine. It was 10 a.m. Most other people were at work. She had thought this would be a good time to come here for some peace and quiet. The romance, she thought, would disguise the discomfort of a hard bench and the inconvenience of being obliged to sit sideways on.
‘Here!’
‘What’s that?’
‘Hard boiled eggs with caviar and French toast. I hope it’s still warm. The French toast.’
‘Mmm. It is. The French toast.’
‘I’m so pleased.’
They sat and ate before the view of the dancing river. He did not really understand why he deserved this treatment, but he decided to get on and enjoy it.
He made a quarter turn on the blanket she had placed on the bench, to look at her more closely.
She was munching quickly, her face bunched in fury.
His stomach dropped.
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Bench twenty eight
Picnic (191 words)
Tjuvkilshuvud, Monday the 21st of January 2019, 6 a.m. Narrative Pictures
‘Champagne?’
‘Champagne.’
‘For breakfast?’
‘For breakfast.’
She made him push his legs slightly apart and up on this improvised table she spread a small bistro tablecloth. ‘There,’ she said. ‘That should do.’
The champagne glasses sparkled in the spring sunshine. It was 10 a.m. Most other people were at work. She had thought this would be a good time to come here for some peace and quiet. The romance, she thought, would disguise the discomfort of a hard bench and the inconvenience of being obliged to sit sideways on.
‘Here!’
‘What’s that?’
‘Hard boiled eggs with caviar and French toast. I hope it’s still warm. The French toast.’
‘Mmm. It is. The French toast.’
‘I’m so pleased.’
They sat and ate before the view of the dancing river. He did not really understand why he deserved this treatment, but he decided to get on and enjoy it.
He made a quarter turn on the blanket she had placed on the bench, to look at her more closely.
She was munching quickly, her face bunched in fury.
His stomach dropped.
My story collection “One Dog Barking” is on Kindle.
Blog: http://www.nigelford.wordpress.com
Bench twenty six
Sleep (282 words)
Tjuvkils huvud, Saturday the 19th of January 2019, 8.45 a.m. Narrative Pictures
He was an excursionist you might say. Although he always ended up at the same place as the intent of his excursion. I am an excursionist of one excursion, he would tell himself, I take a small and certain excursion frequently and with considerable relief to the bench on the towpath.
I do not know what I would do without it. I sometimes wake in the night, bewildered and sweating, convinced that someone has taken it away and my one, faithful refuge will have gone.
I should revolt myself, and that with extreme unction. I am a comically sad figure of a person, in constant need of refuge.
They mean well, those about me, they love me dearly I’m sure, if I were to suddenly expire they would be devastated, they would weep, shout, curse, stamp their feet at the exasperating pain caused by my expiry, a feeling which they think, will never die.
But it will.
It will gradually fade away and me with it. The occasional ache in the stomach churned up by memories. But these too, will more or less disappear, for almost ever. It becomes an emotion, only less strong, like joy or fear. It becomes dilapidated, some bits missing. It lies prostrate in its uselessness of inveterate death.
I am numb with self-pity. I must shake off these ruminations.
He slept. Started. How long had he slept? He felt ashamed of himself. He must pull himself together.
He rose from the bench, cleansed of reflections. Bright and sparkling with new life. And walked back home to the quixotic and comic particularities of the everyday.
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Bench twenty five
Party (271 words)
Tjuvkils huvud, Friday the 18th of January 2019, 6.00 a.m., Narrative pictures.
Hijinks, granny used to call them. Two of them playing with a ball in the river, tossing to and fro, T-shirts soaking. Another stood on her head on the towpath, attempting to drink from a bottle of beer, yet another balanced on the arm of the bench, a glass of white wine in one hand, a fag in the other, intent on using the arms and backrest as a tightrope. This did not go well.
Others turned up. Exhibiting themselves and baring their souls in one way or another. Commonly known as letting off steam.
Music there was too, blaring into the glossy night, and the off passer-by treading through and around them with care, smiles stuck to their faces, not wanting to intrude, not wanting to be noticed, just wanting to be out of there and gone.
No complaints though.
Mostly youngish, but there was a prophet, long and gangly, wearing a long grey beard. Long hair tied up with a rope, wearing an olive green suit, red tie and plimsolls. Who sat on the bench listening to earnest and drunken enquiries, beseeches and woes.
A person on a bicycle wobbled up, one hand holding a cool box that looked heavy, wobbled some more and crashed into the rushes, machine, human and box all vanished.
Laughter erupts.
It was a good party. It went on for a while.
Then, suddenly, it wasn’t here, they’d all gone.
The dawn was a glimmer. Suddenly an abrupt and deafening clamour of bird chorus burst into the air from all directions.
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Bench twenty four
Two Tramps
Tjuvkils huvud, Thursday the 17th of January 2029, 5.45 a.m. Narrative pictures
A man neatly dressed carrying a small brown suitcase walked down the towpath with deliberate steps as if to a destination. Most others walk the towpath in ad hoc fashion. A lage American stars & stripes sticker decorates one side of the suitcase facing outwards towards the river. This man is walking from roughly west to east.
A woman neatly dressed walks up the towpath carefully and swiftly as if late for an appointment. She carries a medium sized brown suitcase of the reinforced cardboard type upon which a small Union Jack sticker was affixed onto the outside of the lid. She is walking along the towpath from roughly east to west.
The distance to the bench on the towpath from each of these persons is roughly equidistant and they are planning to arrive at the bench at roughly the same tome, which they do.
Seated on the bench, staring at the river, these two people sat with their respective suitcases placed on the ground between their legs.
‘Swop?’ asked the woman.
‘Good idea,’ replied the man.
They then exchanged suitcases.
They sat staring at the river for a while.
‘Peaceful,’ said the man.
‘Very nice,’ agreed the woman and stretched and stood up. ‘Shall we get going?’
‘By all means,’ the man agreed. ‘In which direction? East or West?’
‘We’ve done both East and West haven’t we. We can tell each other all about it,’ the woman pointed out.
‘North or South then,’ suggested the man.
‘Yes. One of those. South perhaps,’ the woman touched a finger to her lips. ‘Warmer. Sunshine would be nice.’
‘Good idea,’ said the man and rose.
Balancing their suitcases on their heads they waded across the river, walked up the bank on the other side, and disappeared from view.
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Bench twenty three
Explanation (224 words)
Tjuvkils huvud, Wednesday the 16th of January 2019, 6.05 a.m. Narrative pictures
A fine day today. Full of fictions and tales of summer. The narrative of the world flies by in the diamond swift riplets of the river, cut glass dazzles the deep blue sky, wisps of whitebeard scud about. Stories are told from mouths and books.
Bugger work, this is recreation time!
‘Life’s a mockery,’ said someone, ‘doing what you don’t want. What’s wrong with this. Seated here, on this bench, doing no harm, asking for nothing, leaving let be.’
‘Quite so,’ agreed the other. ‘Quite so.’
You can imagine a vigorous nodding of agreement. Two of them, seated on the bench. Unable to keep quiet and enjoy it. Obligated, they feel, having convened here, to convene. One explaining to the other what they feel, hear and see.
The other receives the information with a certain irritation.
They do not wish to be told what they feel, hear and see. They can do that for themselves. It comes very naturally. Descriptions and explanations are unwanted.
Unfortunately, there is only the one bench. Consequently they sit there and provide each other with superfluous descriptions. Flinging the superlatives this way and that.
Why can’t they keep quiet? Enjoy it for themselves. Switch on to inhibition mode. Shut up. Neither of them need any explanations.
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Bench twenty-two
Thief of Souls (271 words)
Tjuvkils huvud, Tuesday the 15th of January 2019, 6.10 a.m. Narrative pictures
‘It is relentless and holds no one in esteem. It roams the unbeaten jungle of the business world and leaves the empty shells behind, blows this way and that, trampled in to dust by empty obsessions. Its province of study is everywhere and leaves no-one untouched!’ A small man stops talking to the river and blows his nose, he has a bad cold, which has cleared his head into a fearful conclusion. His life is a total waste of time.
‘I shall retreat into strict retreat,’ he mumbles, ‘I shall bury my sorry head in a bucket of torment.’
‘It can’t be that bad.’ A small, confident voice behind him.
Startled, and full of foolish questions, the small man twirls around. There is no one there. Only a bench. ‘What?’
The voice took no notice, but continued. ‘There is no point to either propound for, or elaborate on, the Swedenborg System. Mere nonsense. If you do, you will find the metaphysical ideas of age to be a perpetual irritant instead of the soothing balms of age as they should be taken.’
‘What?’
‘Don’t keep saying “What”. You heard me, take a seat.’
The small man sat. Occasional seizures of wrath shook his body, but he remained in place.
The Moon rose and smiled down. It seemed to him a fulsome Moon full of wisdom and to which he listened solemnly, bent slightly forward, hands clasped between his knees.
‘Renounce your gift,’ said the Moon, ‘and become free with me, for I am the Thief of Souls.’
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